My Mind Reels With Sarcastic

There Are Three Things I Have Learned Never To Discuss With People...religion, Politics And The Great Pumpkin!

I've Always Been Criticized, Right From The Beginning! Right From The Very First Day I Was Born... They Said I Wasn't Right For The Part!

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Some Days, A Beautiful Sunset With Your Best Friend Can Be One Of The Most Peaceful And Relaxing Mediations Of The Day.

The Crabby Little Girls Of Today Are The Crabby Old Women Of Tomorrow!