A Kiss On The Nose

A Cartoonist Is Someone Who Has To Draw The Same Thing Day After Day Without Repeating Himself.

Big Sisters Are The Crab Grass In The Lawn Of Life.

When They [visitors To His Studio:] Learn About The Six-week Daily-strip Deadline And The 12-week Sunday-page Deadline, A Visitor Almost Never Fails To Remark: "gee, You Could Work Real Hard, Couldn't You, And Get Several Months Ahead And Then Take The Time Off?" Being, As I Said, A Slow Learner, It Took Me Until Last Year To Realize What An Odd Statement That Really Is. You Don't Work All Of Your Life To Do Something So You Don't Have To Do It.

To Dance Is To Live!

Nothing Takes The Taste Out Of Peanut Butter Quite Like Unrequited Love.