In Soviet Russia, Party Always

It's Kind Of Bittersweet. The Human Spirit Is Not Measured By The Size Of The Act, But By The Size Of The Heart.

I Believe That Love And Laughter Can Only Happen When One Person Takes The Time To Think About What Would Cause The Other Person To Feel Good.

In America, You Assassinate President. In Soviet Russia, President Assassinate You!

In America, Your Job Determines Your Marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx Determine Your Job!

In Soviet Russia, Party Always Finds You!