In Hollywood If You Don't

Mail Your Packages Early So The Post Office Can Lose Them In Time For Christmas.

Only Lie About The Future.

There's Only One Critic Whose Opinion I Really Value, In The Final Analysis: Johnny Carson. I Have Never Needed Any Entourage Standing Around Bolstering My Ego. I'm Secure. I Know Exactly Who And What I Am. I Don't Need To Be Told. I Make No Apologies For Being The Way I Am.

Having Money Gives Me The Freedom To Worry About The Things That Really Matter.

Democracy Is Buying A Big House You Can't Afford With Money You Don't Have To Impress People You Wish Were Dead.