In Every Country, They Make

In America, You Can Always Find A Party. In Soviet Russia, The Party Can Always Find You!

Falling In Love Is A Chemical Reaction. But It Wears Off In A Year.

I Was Not Only Typecast As A Russian, But I Was Typecast As Yakov Smirnoff. This Is Understandable, And I Was Very Happy To Get The Roles, But It Would Be Nice To Be In A Movie Where I Could Be Someone Else.

In America, Your Job Determines Your Marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx Determine Your Job!

After The Soviet Union Collapsed, People Thought I Wasn't Funny Anymore.