I Came To America To

In Every Country, They Make Fun Of City. In U.s. You Make Fun Of Cleveland. In Russia, We Make Fun Of Cleveland.

We May Have Forgotten How To Feel. Nobody Is Teaching Us How To Live Happily Ever After, As We've Heard In Fairy Tales.

We Have Been Learning Since We Were Children How To Make Money, Buy Things, Build Things. The Whole Education System Is Set Up To Teach Us How To Think, Not To Feel.

After The Soviet Union Collapsed, People Thought I Wasn't Funny Anymore.

The Ad In The Paper Said 'big Sale. Last Week.' Why Advertise? I Already Missed It. They're Just Rubbing It In.