I'm Tired Of All This

People Only Call You 'my Dear' When They Are Irritated With You.

I Think If You Can Write A Play, Or Produce A Play, The First Step Toward Success [is] If People Don't Want To Kill Themselves In The Lobby. Now There Must Be Four Or Five Other Steps, But That's The First.

Real Men Don't Do Pickup Lines Just To Sweep Off Every Girls' Feet. They Do And Trust Their Own Instincts Knowing What The Girls' Wants And Needs. Vying To Win Their Hearts.

One Of The Most Difficult Things To Contend With In A Hospital Is That Assumption On The Part Of The Staff That Because You Have Lost Your Gall Bladder You Have Also Lost Your Mind.

Man Is The Only Animal That Learns By Being Hypocritical. He Pretends To Be Polite And Then, Eventually, He Becomes Polite.