I'm The Only Man In

I've Been Coming Back Like A Rubber Ball For Years.

I Was A Thirteen-year-old Boy For Thirty Years.

The Audience And I Are Friends. They Allowed Me To Grow Up With Them. I've Let Them Down Several Times. They've Let Me Down Several Times. But We're All Family.

A Lot Of People Have Asked Me How Short I Am. Since My Last Divorce, I Think I'm About $100,000 Short.

John Frances, Entertainment Chair, Of The Friars Club: Of All The Roasts That I Have Produced For The Friars Club, This Is The One That I Am Most Excited About. Mickey Is One Of The Club's Dearest Friends, And We Wanted To Honor Him In The Way We Know Best.