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I Keep Going Because If You Stop, You Stop. Why Retire? Inspire.

Meadowlark Lemon Is One Very Clever Man, Unique And Truly One Of A Kind.

I'm The Only Man In The World With A Marriage Licence Made Out To Whom It May Concern.

A Lot Of People Have Asked Me How Short I Am. Since My Last Divorce, I Think I'm About $100,000 Short.

There Were Times When I Was Broke, When I Was Down In Florida And I Had To Go To Cocktail Parties For 500 Bucks - To See The Guy That Used To Be In Pictures. I'm Not Ashamed Of That. I've Never Done Anything That I Was Ashamed Of. I've Done A Lot Of Things I Didn't Mean To Do.