When I Open A Refrigerator

Had I Been Brighter, The Ladies Been Gentler, The Scotch Been Weaker, Had The Gods Been Kinder, Had The Dice Been Hotter, This Could Have Been A One-sentence Story: Once Upon A Time I Lived Happily Ever After.

My Marriage License Reads, 'to Whom It May Concern,'

I Don't Pick The Roles. Your Agent Gets A Call For You And You Go And They All Get Together, Everybody Has Fun At The Reading, And They Say, "there's Chemistry Here." So That's How It Happens.

. . . Children - Not Kids. Kids Are Goats. I've Always Spoken Of My Children As Children.

I Belong To The Public. The Public Made Me. The Public Can Break Me. I Owe Them My Life.