I'm Sure That The Liability

As An Actor, You're Completely At The Mercy Of Other People. You Basically Go Begging For The Opportunity To Work. As A Writer, At Least Nobody Can Tell Me What To Do. I Can Write What I Want. I Might Not Sell It, But At Least I'm In Control.

The First Comedy Screenplay That I Wrote Was Animal House And I Always Thought I Could And Should Be A Director But No One Was About To Give Me That Opportunity On Animal House.

I'm Terrified Beyond The Capacity For Rational Thought.

No Matter What I Have To Say, I'm Still Trying To Say It In Comedic Form.

You Can't Not Have Feelings About Country Clubs, Whichever Side You're On.