You Can't Not Have Feelings

I Never Read Playboy Before I Started Working There And Stopped Reading It The Day I Quit.

I Collect Spores, Molds, And Fungus.

I Think Satire Is A Luxury Of Literate Middle-class People. People Who Are Well Fed And Relatively Secure In Their Beds Can Laugh At Their Troubles. They Can Enjoy Sitcoms. For Those Who Aren't Quite So Lucky, Well, The Irony Might Be Lost On Them.

I Believe Things Happen That Can't Be Explained, But So Many People Seem Intent On Explaining Them. Everyone Has An Answer For Them. Either Aliens Or Things From The Spirit World.

The Cutting Room Is Where You Discover The Optimal Length Of The Movie.