I'm Only Drinking White Wine

I've Been Drinking. Now I'm Going To Drink Some More.

I Don't Like Doing Most Things Unless I Can Do Them Quite Well.

I Might Get Drunk One Day And Fall In Love Or Fall Over A Hooker Outside, And I Would Have Consummated A Relationship That I Couldn't Necessarily Believe In.

I Wouldn't Like To See A Chick Of Mine Taking Her Clothes Off And Kissing A Fellow On Screen. And My Girls Must Get Very Hurt When They See Me Doing It.

I'm Only Drinking White Wine Because I'm On A Diet And I Don't Eat.