I'm Only Drinking White Wine

There Is, Of Course, A World Of Difference Between Cricket And The Movie Business ... I Suppose Doing A Love Scene With Racquel Welch Roughly Corresponds To Scoring A Century Be Fore Lunch.

I Would Much Rather End Up A Fertiliser Under A Sunflower Which Is Eventually Made Into Sunflower Seed Oil So That Instead Of Nibbling Me In Her Prawn Cocktail, The Pretty Girl Will Rub Me On Her Bristols As She Suns Herself On A Beach In The Caribbean.

I've Been Drinking. Now I'm Going To Drink Some More.

I Do Think A Carpenter Needs A Good Hammer To Bang In The Nail.

I Like To Give My Inhibitions A Bath Now And Then.