I've Been Drinking. Now I'm

I've Been Drinking. Now I'm Going To Drink Some More.

I Like To Give My Inhibitions A Bath Now And Then.

You Get So Weak From Eating Pears That You Fall Down, And Then They Come And Take You Away On A Stretcher.

Do What You Must, But Do It Well, Above All Enjoy Yourself!

I'm Only Drinking White Wine Because I'm On A Diet And I Don't Eat.