I've Been Drinking. Now I'm

Then You Get Into It, Especially If You Start Talking About Football, Fighting And Muhammad Ali. Then The Ladies Get Very Bored And Start Delivering Ultimatums.

You Meet A Better Class Of Person In Pubs.

I Don't Like Doing Most Things Unless I Can Do Them Quite Well.

I Would Much Rather End Up A Fertiliser Under A Sunflower Which Is Eventually Made Into Sunflower Seed Oil So That Instead Of Nibbling Me In Her Prawn Cocktail, The Pretty Girl Will Rub Me On Her Bristols As She Suns Herself On A Beach In The Caribbean.

I Don't Have A Drink Problem. But If That Was The Case And Doctors Told Me I Had To Stop, I'd Like To Think That I Would Be Brave Enough To Drink Myself Into The Grave.