I Also Use Women As

I Do Think A Carpenter Needs A Good Hammer To Bang In The Nail.

I Also Use Women As A Sex Object; Maybe I'm Kinky. However, I Like To Talk To Them As Well.

But The Trouble Is That When You Drink It, You Invariably Meet Other People Drinking It.

I Have Two Ambitions In Life: One Is To Drink Every Pub Dry, The Other Is To Sleep With Every Woman On Earth.

I Don't Have A Drink Problem. But If That Was The Case And Doctors Told Me I Had To Stop, I'd Like To Think That I Would Be Brave Enough To Drink Myself Into The Grave.