I Do Think A Carpenter

I Have Two Ambitions In Life: One Is To Drink Every Pub Dry, The Other Is To Sleep With Every Woman On Earth.

Do What You Must, But Do It Well, Above All Enjoy Yourself!

I'm Only Drinking White Wine Because I'm On A Diet And I Don't Eat.

You Get So Weak From Eating Pears That You Fall Down, And Then They Come And Take You Away On A Stretcher.

Life Shouldn't Be About Sitting Around Staring At Frosted Glass. Life Should Be Lived And That's All There Is To It.