Awe And Respect Are Two

I'm Not As Thrilled With Myself As I Used To Be.

I Also Use Women As A Sex Object; Maybe I'm Kinky. However, I Like To Talk To Them As Well.

I Would Much Rather End Up A Fertiliser Under A Sunflower Which Is Eventually Made Into Sunflower Seed Oil So That Instead Of Nibbling Me In Her Prawn Cocktail, The Pretty Girl Will Rub Me On Her Bristols As She Suns Herself On A Beach In The Caribbean.

I Like The Effect Drink Has On Me. What's The Point Of Staying Sober?

I'm Only Drinking White Wine Because I'm On A Diet And I Don't Eat.