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Human Beings Are The Only Creatures On Earth That Allow Their Children To Come Back Home.

People Say "god Will Find A Way." God Can't Find A Way If You're In The Way.

Parents Are People Who Yell And They Yell And They Yell And They Yell. And You Already Have The Point... And They're Still Yelling.

Don't Talk Yourself Into Not Being You.

A New Father Quickly Learns That His Child Invariably Comes To The Bathroom At Precisely The Times When He's In There, As If He Needed Company. The Only Way For This Father To Be Certain Of Bathroom Privacy Is To Shave At The Gas Station.