Gray Hair Is God's Graffiti.

The Secret Of Success Is To Be Like A Duck, Smooth And Unruffled On Top, But Paddling Furiously Underneath.

As A Comedian, I Can Walk Out In Front Of 5000 People And Not Worry About A Thing. Not A Thing, Believe Me. But To Stand Up A Face A Camera And Crew Of Maybe 15 Guys And Get Up Tight About It - To Me That's Weird.

You Are More Important To Yourself Than You Think You Are.

The Past Is A Ghost, The Future A Dream, And All We Ever Have Is Now.

You Can Teach An Old Dog New Tricks. You Just Don't Want To See The Dog Doing Them.