I'm Not Lazy. I'm Simply

Writing Is Something That I've Always Loved. That Stems From My Love Of Being A Reader.

I Think People Tend To Be Very Myopic And They Dont Understand How Their Actions Impact Others.

Expressing Political Opinion Can Be A Powerful Way To Establish A Character's Voice When Writing Fiction.

I've Determined The Ideal Job For Me Is One Where I Can Write Clever Essays About My Life And My Employer Will Give Me Enough Money Not Only To Live A Comfortable Existence, But Also To Buy Many, Many New Pairs Of Shoes.

I’m Busy Sorting Through Our New Collection Of Rhinestone Jewelry. Should Anyone Be In The Market For Sparkly Accessories The Size Of A Hubcap, This Is The Place To Get Them. Earlier Today, A Customer Picked Up One Of The Enormous Chandelier-style Offerings And Asked, 'do Those Be Genuine Rhimestones?' I Couldn’t Even Begin To Explain Everything That Was Wrong With Her Sentence, So I Simply Replied, 'yes. They Do Be Genuine.