Writing Is Something That I've

I’m Instantly Mortified By My Fat, Uncontrollable Mouth, But That’s When It Occurs To Me That My Humor Is A Self-defense Mechanism. Even Though I May Come Off Like A Stark Raving Asshat, Being Funny Is The Most Important Tool I Have To Stay Sane. The Ability To Say What I Think Is The Key To Allowing Me To Feel In Control.

Point? Maybe You Aren't A Carrie Or A Samantha Or A Charlotte Or A Miranda. Maybe You're Just You.

I'm A Humor Writer, So I Don't Always Present Myself In The Best Light.

I Would Rather Receive A Pap Smear From Captain Hook Than Venture Out On New Year's Eve.

I Think People Tend To Be Very Myopic And They Dont Understand How Their Actions Impact Others.