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Magicians Disappear All The Time, But As Soon As A Regular Person Does It, Everyone Is All Scared. "tom's Gone!" "is He A Magician?" "no." "then Let's Print Up Some Flyers!"

When I Was A Boy, I Laid In My Twin-sized Bed And Wondered Where My Brother Was.

I Got Binoculars 'cause I Don't Want To Go That Close.

When Someone Hands You A Flyer, It's Like They're Saying Here You Throw This Away.

Last Time I Called Shotgun We Had Rented A Limo, So I Messed Up!