If You Find Yourself Lost

I Haven't Slept For Ten Days, Because That Would Be Too Long.

My Fake Plants Died Because I Did Not Pretend To Water Them.

I Had A Box Of Ritz Crackers, And On The Back Of The Box, They Had All These Suggestions For What To Put On Top Of The Ritz. Try It With Cheese. Try It With Peanut Butter. Come On, Man, They're Crackers, That's Why I Got Them. I Like Crackers! I Didn't Buy Them Because They're Little Edible Plates!

I Want To Ride In A Cold Air Balloon. "this Isn't Going Anywhere!"

I Saw A Guy Juggling Chain Saws, It Was Cool, Unless Something Needed To Be Sawed Down, Then It's Annoying.