I Saw A Guy Juggling

Hell, Yeah! Meeting Adjourned!

One Time I Stayed At A Haunted Motel. When I Checked Into My Room, There Was A Sheet On The Floor, And I Thought It Was A Ghost That Had Passed Out, So I Kicked It.

I'd Hate To Be A Giraffe With A Sore Throat.

I Think Bigfoot Is Blurry, That's The Problem. It's Not The Photographer's Fault. Bigfoot Is Blurry, And That's Extra Scary To Me. There's A Large, Out-of-focus Monster Roaming The Countryside. Run, He's Fuzzy, Get Out Of Here.

I'm A Hard Act To Follow, Because When I'm Done, I Take The Microphone With Me.