I'm Not Against Half Naked

Why Would I Make One Woman So Miserable When I Can Make So Many Women Very Happy?

Did You Ever Notice That Everyone In Favour Of Birth Control Has Already Been Born ?

Girls Are Like Pianos. When They're Not Upright, They're Grand.

Before I Met Her, I Drank And Swore Without Reason... Now I Have A Reason.

Never Play Leapfrog With A Unicorn.