I'm Much More Interested In

There Are People That Are Vegetarians That Love Bacon.

Stand-up Comedy In The End, Unlike The Rest Of The Entertainment Industry, Is A Meritocracy. There's A Certain Level Of Undeniability You Can Work Toward.

Stand-up Is An Amazing Art Form, I Think, Because It's All About You Having Complete Control Of The Situation, But Absolutely None.

I Just Want To Be Known As Funny.

I'm A Comedian, Which Is The Opposite Of A Lifestyle That Equips You To Be A Parent.