I Just Want To Be

I'd Have To Say Sunset Salsa. Nothing Against Honey Lime, But It's For Losers.

In Indiana, I Wasn't Anything Special. But In New York, I've Gone Out With Girls With Purple Hair Who Go Out With Me Because I'm Exotic!

I Think I Grew Up With The Idea That God Was A Punishing Being, Constructed Around Rules.

You Ever Read An Article, And At The Bottom, It Says, 'continued On Page Six'? I'm , 'not For Me. I'm Done.'

I Don't Want To Pick A Team. I Want To Make People Laugh And Hopefully Bring Some - Be Humorous About The Human Experience, You Know, Whether They're People Of Any Stripes Of Life.