I'm An Entertainer, Not A

It Was So Hot Today That Burger King Was Singing, "if You Want It Your Way, Cook It Yourself".

What's All This Fuss About Plutonium? How Can Something Named After A Disney Character Be Dangerous?

Democracy Means That Anyone Can Grow Up To Be President, And Anyone Who Doesn't Grow Up Can Be Vice President.

I Am One Of The Lucky People In The World; I Found Something I Always Wanted To Do, And I Have Enjoyed Every Single Minute Of It.

Ronald Reagan Just Signed The New Tax Law. But I Think He Was In Hollywood Too Long. He Signed It, 'best Wishes, Ronald Reagan.'