I'm Amazed That Things Have

The Thing About Fame, Is You Never Think It's Going To Happen To You. So When It Does, It's Sort Of A Shock. Some People Are Just Better At It Than Others.

My Baby Is Amazing, Even His Head Smells Amazing. His Breath, The Whole Thing, You Could Eat Him!

Someone Tried To Save My Soul In A Gas Station.

When I Was Nine, I Had This Girlfriend And We Used To Have Running Races In The Park. I Wanted To Be Like Superman And Fly In And Rescue Her.

I Hated Kissing Zoe Saldana Too! I Was Like, "take Your Tongue Out Of My Mouth, Please. Your Boyfriend Is Standing Right There." Most People Think Kissing Beautiful Costars Must Be Great. But It's Always Awkward, Man.