I'm A Selfish, Little Pig

Interesting Thing About Being Rich Is Once You Pay Your Taxes, You're Still Rich.

Just Relax And Breathe Through Your Ass.

Every Other Civilized Country Has Determined When Life Begins And It's Something That Eludes Us. We've Got Things That Have To Be Done! "we Didn't Fix That Bridge Because You Are All Down At The Meeting House Discussing Abortion Again."

Wow, You Survived A Blackout. You're Made Of Stronger Stuff Than Ice Cream.

No Matter What, Your Parents Are Going To Worry About You. I Had A Tour Bus And My Mother Still Thought I Was Broke. Remember: It's Your Life, Not Theirs. Just Because Your Parents Sent You To College Doesn't Mean They Bought The Rest Of Your Life.