Just Relax And Breathe Through

If You're Going To Vote For Somebody Because You Think They Have A Great Faith In God, You'd Better Be Sure That God Has Faith In Them.

My Father Painted, Well Into His 80s, What He Called Hard Edge Abstractions. It's Really Cool.

When I'm Funny Is When I'm Angriest.

The Republicans Are The Party Of Bad Ideas. The Democrats Are The Party Of No Ideas.

For A While, I Thought The Great Disappointment Of My Life Was That I Don't Have A Family Of My Own. Then It Dawned On Me: That's Not What I Think; That's What Married People Think.