Wow, You Survived A Blackout.

Pursue Whatever It Is That You Want To Do With Your Life. It Is The Only Secret To Happiness That I Know Except For Maybe True Love, That And Maybe Having The Amazing Health Insurance Plan That Our Congressmen Have.

You Can Never Put Too Much Pork In Your Mouth As Far As I'm Concerned.

I'm A Selfish, Little Pig Of A Man.

Valentine's Day: The Holiday That Reminds You That If You Don't Have A Special Someone, You're Alone.

You Look At My Audience, And It Proves What Congress Thinks America Is, Is Wrong. I Get People Across The Political Spectrum. Parents And Kids Come And They're All Punked Out, And There Are These Other Guys In John Deere Caps.