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Wealth Is Not About Having A Lot Of Money; It's About Having A Lot Of Options.

You Don’t Need No Gun Control, You Know What You Need? We Need Some Bullet Control. Men, We Need To Control The Bullets, That’s Right. I Think All Bullets Should Cost Five Thousand Dollars… Five Thousand Dollars Per Bullet… You Know Why? Cause If A Bullet Cost Five Thousand Dollars There Would Be No More Innocent Bystanders.

You Know You're Rich When You Have To Drive For A Half Hour To Get To Your House Once You're On Your Property.

When You Die At 72, No Matter What You Die Of, It's Natural Causes. Even If You Get Hit By A Truck, It's Natural Causes. 'cause If You Was Younger, You'd Have Got Out The Way!

I Can't Cook, But I Have A Nice Book Of Menus... And I Can Plate And Set The Table.