I Can't Cook, But I

I'm Pretty Good At Getting Over People Throwing Stuff At Me. If You've Been Doing Stand Up Long Enough You Know How To Swing Back And Get The Laughs.

When You Make Drama You Are Like Picasso. Drama Is Whatever You Want It To Be.

All People Naturally Hate. My Kid Bites People Now. I Didn't Teach My Kid To Bite Anybody. Kids Say Mean Stuff. Only Through Love Do We Get This Evil Out Of Them. Only Through Love And Structure And Discipline Do They Not Hate. The Kids That Hate Didn't Learn Anything, That's The Problem.

If Bill Gates Woke Up With Oprah's Money He'd Jump Out The Window.

I'm In Show Business... I Want To Hang Out With Janet Jackson, Not Jesse Jackson.