If Bill Gates Woke Up

My Mother Is The Kind Of Woman You Don't Want To Be In Line Behind At The Supermarket. She Has Coupons For Coupons.

There's A Difference Between Racism And "i Don't Know Any Better. I'm Clueless." Racism Is Like, "i'm Trying To Make You Feel Bad." That's Racism.

It's Weird With Stand-up Comedy. It Doesn't Really Translate Worldwide. I Want To Figure Out How Do I Make It Worldwide. Do A Special In Africa. Can't Beat That. Pull That Off, Then I Will Have Done Something.

No, I Want Big Ol' Titties In My Face!

After I Left High School And Got My Ged, I Studied Broadcast Journalism For A Year At A Community College.