If Bill Gates Woke Up

I Used To Work At Mcdonald's Making Minimum Wage. You Know What That Means When Someone Pays You Minimum Wage? You Know What Your Boos Was Trying To Say? "hey If I Could Pay You Less, I Would, But It's Against The Law."

If You're The President You Only Have Two Jobs: Peace And Money.

Unlike Flying Or Astral Projection, Walking Through Walls Is An Earthbound Pursuit.

Men Are Handicapped When It Comes To Arguing, 'cause We Have A Need To Make Sense.

White Man Makes Guns? No Problem. Black Rapper Says "gun"? Congressional Hearing.