I'm A Drinker With A

Scream At God If That's The Only Thing That Will Get Results.

He Was Born An Englishman And Remained One For Years.

A Man Is Fortunate If He Encounters Living Examples Of Vice, As Well As Of Virtue, To Inspire Him.

A Pedestrian Ought To Be Legally Allowed To Toss At Least One Hand Grenade At A Motorist Every Day.

Critics Are Like Eunuchs; They Can Tell You What To Do, But They Can't Do It Themselves!