If You Want To Lose

I’m Actually Pale Blue: It Takes Me A Week Of Sunbathing To Turn White.

People Who Are Willing To Get Off Their Arse To Search The Entire Room For The Tv Remote Because They Refuse To Walk To The Tv And Change The Channel Manually.

Avoid People Who Say They Know The Answer. Keep The Company Of People Who Are Trying To Understand The Question.

There Are Two Seasons In Scotland: June And Winter.

The More You Know The Less The Better.