Scotland Has The Only Football

What Always Staggers Me Is That When People Blow Their Noses, They Always Look Into Their Hankies To See What Came Out. What Do They Expect To Find?

Never Run With Scissors Or Other Pointy Objects.

People Die All The Time. It's Just That You're Not Around.

I Think Age Is Terribly Overrated. You're Okay As Long As You Don't Grow Up. By All Means Grow Old, But Don't Mature. Remain Childlike, Retain Wonder, The Ability To Be Flabbergasted By Something.

I Was Brought Up As A Catholic. I've Got A-level Guilt.