If You Tell The Truth

Of One Thing There Is No Doubt: If Paris Makes Demands Of The Heart, Then Munich Makes Demands Of The Stomach.

If You Tell The Truth You Get Into Trouble, And That's Why Politicians Are Extremely Dull.

Of Course I'm Naughty. I've Always Had To Compete For Attention, You See.

English People Are Famous For Never Speaking Out But Only Saying What They Really Feel About You Behind Your Back. Americans Believe The Shortest Distance Between Two Points Is A Straight Line. I Like Exploring Those, Er, Differences In National Snippiness.

Being Boring Is Just Wrong, Isn't It? You Wouldn't Have Got Anywhere Being Boring.