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I Love Writing Journalism Because It's All Over In Two Hours And Comes Straight Off The Top Of The Head. Writing Novels Is Soooooo Much Harder. It's The Hardest Thing I've Ever Done.

I'm Worried About Looking Like A Bad Person When, In Fact, I Try To Be A Good Person. I Don't Like The Public Image That I've Been Dressed With And It Worries Me.

The Reason We All Need A Mutton Alert, Which Needs Constant Testing, Like Smoke Alarms, Is Because There Is Really No Such Thing As Age-appropriate Dressing Any Longer, As I Know Because My Wardrobe Is Interchangeable With My Daughter's.

If You Tell The Truth You Get Into Trouble, And That's Why Politicians Are Extremely Dull.

I'd Like To See Women Get On To Boards And Run Companies Despite The Fact That Men Occupy The Citadels Of Power.