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Fat Jokes To Me Are Always, Always Hilarious, As Long As They're Done Towards Yourself.

I Don't Know What My Assistant Would Do Besides Get Me Pot.

I Think If They Put A Laugh Track On 'intervention,' It Would Be Funny.

At What Age Do You Think It's Appropriate To Tell A Highway It's Adopted?

You Know You Have A Drinking Problem When The Bartender Knows Your Name -- And You've Never Been To That Bar Before.