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My New Year's Resolution Was To Stop Saying 'you Go, Girl' To Myself.

We All Know How Funny Morrissey Is. Actually, You Know What? I Say That Sarcastically. His Songs Are Some Of The Funniest Songs I've Ever Heard In My Life. I Mean, Really. I Mean, Not That The "girlfriend In A Coma" Is, Like, Really Funny.

Yesterday, I Masturbated For 45 Minutes... With Salad Tongs.

When I Was In High School I Used To Sit By Myself In The Cafeteria - Not Necessarily By Choice - But I Thought It Was Funny To Talk To People That Weren't There.

I'm Terrible At Heights. I Hate It. I'm Glad I'm Only 5'7".