At What Age Do You

I Just Could Just Shave My Beard, And Nobody Would Recognize Me. Although I Look Like Jodie Foster.

I've Been Happily Dedicated To The Same Woman For A Number Of Years. I Never Even Look At Other Women.

I Understand Tea Partyers' Anger With The System, But They Are In Way Over Their Heads And Often Racially Motivated, And I Can't Be Part Of That.

I'm Terrible At Heights. I Hate It. I'm Glad I'm Only 5'7".

I Don't Know What My Assistant Would Do Besides Get Me Pot.