At What Age Do You

My Headshot Is A Scratch And Sniff, It Smells Like Failure And Onions.

When You're Doing Standup You're Kind Of Doing, "hey. I Thought Of This. This May Be Funny.

I'll Never Forget My Grandmother's Last Words. She Said 'what Are You Doing?'

Head Gear, Plus Acne Equals...table For One In The Cafeteria.

I'm Terrible About People Wanting To Take Pictures With Me. I'm A Giant Baby About It. They Treat You Like A Cartoon. There's Nothing You Can Do Except Make Light Of It.