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Every Gag I Tell Must Be Based On Truth. No Matter How Much I May Exaggerate It, It Must Have A Certain Amount Of Truth.... Now Rumor Travels Faster, But It Don't Stay Put As Long As Truth.

Half Our Life Is Spent Trying To Find Something To Do With The Time We Have Rushed Through Life Trying To Save.

I Tell You Folks, All Politics Is Applesauce.

You Never Get A Second Chance To Make A First Impression.

We Are The First Nation In The History Of The World To Go To The Poorhouse In An Automobile.