I Tell You Folks, All

Broad-minded Is Just Another Way Of Saying A Fellow Is Too Lazy To Form An Opinion.

Any Person That Don't Read At Least One Well-written Country Newspaper Is Not Truly Informed.

American Invents Everything, But The Trouble Is We Get Tired Of It The Minute The New Is Wore Off.

Diplomacy Is The Art Of Saying 'nice Doggie' Until You Can Find A Rock.

But We Can't Alibi All Our Ills By Just Knocking The Old Banker. First He Loaned The Money, Then The People All At Once Wanted It Back, And He Didn't Have It. Now He's Got It Again, And Is Afraid To Loan It, So The Poor Devil Don't Know What To Do.