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I Have Always Said That A Conference Was Held For One Reason Only, To Give Everybody A Chance To Get Sore At Everybody Else. Sometimes It Takes Two Or Three Conferences To Scare Up A War, But Generally One Will Do It.

If You Are Trying To Get Out Of The Hole, Stop Digging.

I Have Often Said In Answer To Inquiries As To How I Got Away With Kidding Some Of Our Public Men, That It Was Because I Liked All Of Them Personally, And That If There Was No Malice In Your Heart There Could Be None In Your "gags", And I Have Always Said I Never Met A Man I Dident Like.

There Is No More Interesting Place In The World To Meet Characters Than A Movie Set.

We Live In An Age Of 'urge'. We Do Nothing Till Somebody Shoves Us.