Half Our Life Is Spent

We're All Ignorant, Just About Different Stuff.

Statistics Have Proven That The Surest Way To Get Anything Out Of The Public Mind And Never Hear Of It Again Is To Have A Senate Committee Appointed To Look Into It.

The Movies Are The Only Business Where You Can Go Out Front And Applaud Yourself.

There Is No More Interesting Place In The World To Meet Characters Than A Movie Set.

We Owe More Money Than Any Nation In The World, And We Are Lowering Taxes. When Is The Time To Pay Off A Debt If It Is Not When You Are Doing Well? You Let A Politician Return Home From Washington And Announce, 'boys We Lowered Your Taxes. We Had To Borrow The Money To Do It, But We Did It.' Say, They Would Elect Him For Life.