If You Love Language, It

The Pressure On Language To Deteriorate Does Not Come Merely From Below, From The "democratic" Lev-elers. It Comes Also From Above, From The Fancy Jar-gonmongers, Idle Game Players, Fashionable Coteries For Second-rate Intellectuals.

Dinner Theater Is Anti-culture.

It's Hard To Lose When Your Standards Are So Low.

If You Love Language, It Will Love You Back.

Diana Rigg Is Built Like A Brick Mausoleum With Insufficient Flying Buttresses.