Diana Rigg Is Built Like

It's Hard To Lose When Your Standards Are So Low.

Robert Creely's Poems Have Two Main Characteristics. 1) They Are Short; 2) They Are Not Short Enough.

It's Wonderful To Be Hated By Idiots.

Diana Rigg Is Built Like A Brick Mausoleum With Insufficient Flying Buttresses.

Michael Taylor Is Not Being Executed For Homicide. Michael Taylor Is Being Executed For Raping A White Female.