If You Have Nothing Good

I Can Be President Of The United States, Or I Can Control Alice. I Cannot Possibly Do Both.

If You Haven't Got Anything Nice To Say About Anybody, Come Sit Next To Me.

Never Trust A Man Who Combs His Hair Straight From His Left Armpit.

If You Don't Have Anything Nice To Say About Anyone..come Sit By Me.

He Sprang From The Grass Roots Of The Country Clubs Of America.